No Bots Allowed: A Christmas Book For Imperfect People

This book has a typo in it. Probably more than one.

It was written by someone who wraps presents badly, uses too much tape, and can't fold a fitted sheet. There's no system inside. No 30-day challenge. No printable checklist.

Just eleven short chapters about doing things by hand—writing cards, wrapping gifts, setting tables, cooking from recipes on stained index cards—and why the crooked version might be the one worth keeping.

You already know how to do all of it. You knew before you found this page.

What's inside:

• Eleven chapters on cards, gifts, trees, tables, candles, recipes, toasts, and more
• Two interludes on what to do when things go wrong (and why that's fine)
• An appendix with five recipes that will fail beautifully
• Homework at the end of each chapter (optional, no grades)